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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- How will you do that? - I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.5s

I don't think so. You know, they're so fragile.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.6s

...I don't really know where the Stooges are right now...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

1.7s

I don't go for nonrefundable deals.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.1s

I don't like to give out bites.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.3s

I don't get that whole suicide machine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- You don't want to? - No, no, I want to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

3.1s

The thing I don't understand about the suicide person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't get you. Who goes on vacation without a job?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...but if I locate them, you'll be the first to know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Because they give up too easy. I say pills don't work, try a rope.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...you don't wanna mess with it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.1s

George, you know, my friend goes to a psychic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...you never know how they're gonna look at this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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That's why these people don't succeed at life to begin with.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

4.6s

...for some reason, they don't die, and then that's it. They stop trying.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...I always click into this thing where I wanna do really well.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I'm sorry if I caused any trouble. I was just being friendly.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

2.3s

I think I've played there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Can I have a bite?