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Adaptation. (2002)

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I'm a professional plant lecturer.

Adaptation. (2002)

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You know, about 130 plants all told.

Adaptation. (2002)

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and admire my plants and admire me.

Adaptation. (2002)

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And you know why I like plants?

Adaptation. (2002)

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Maybe the only distinction between the plant and me

Adaptation. (2002)

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Not for a species of plant, and not for me.

Adaptation. (2002)

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these plants are all endangered, sir. Every one of them.

Adaptation. (2002)

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I've given over, like, 60 lectures on the cultivation of plants.

Adaptation. (2002)

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my whole life is looking for a goddamn profitable plant, see?

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I wasn't gonna give them a conventional little potted-plant place.

Adaptation. (2002)

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I wanted to want something as much as people wanted these plants.

Adaptation. (2002)

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Yeah, but it's easier for plants. I mean, they have no memory.

Adaptation. (2002)

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You're aware it's illegal to remove plants or animals from state-owned land?

Adaptation. (2002)

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Uh, I owned my own plant nursery, which was destroyed by the hurricane.

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We open with Laroche. He's funny. He says, I love to mutate plants.

Adaptation. (2002)

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I researched it. Long as I don't touch the plant, Florida can't touch us.

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But it's not only about flowers, right? You have the crazy plant-nut guy?